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The bottom line, served on a tray.

Ask in plain English, or paste the waffle:

What does this really mean? Make this sound like a board meeting

“Ask me anything your manager said. I have heard it all before, and I will not dress it up.”

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Meeting bingo

Squares fill in by themselves as Bluntley spots them. Five in a row wins nothing.

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About Bluntley

Type something a manager said, or press Say it and say it out loud, and Bluntley tells you what it means and how much waffle it was. Pick Make this sound like a board meeting to go the other way. A language model writes the answers, so they're jokes, not advice, and now and then it gets one wrong.

The Waffle-o-meter. Bluntley keeps a list of a few hundred buzzwords and counts them; the worst offenders count double. One buzzword in every five words is 100%. No model is involved, so the rating as you type is free.

Privacy. What you type or say is translated and then forgotten by this site. Voice clips are turned into text and not kept. The one exception: if you press Report, that answer and what you typed are saved so it can be fixed (not who you are). Please don't paste in anything confidential.

To translate it, what you type is sent to Anthropic's Claude API.

Answers that were asked before may come from memory, so the same question gets the same answer.